Tis not the season

As the festive season is upon us, the two things I cannot stand are Christmas jumpers and shop assistants wearing reindeer ears or elves hats.

There is nothing humorous about being served in a bakery by some woman in a strange hat. Even worse is going to a party and there is always one man wearing a cheap jumper with images of Santa Claus on it.

Mick, The Pen, Brown