A prayer for Sunderland AFC

Our football team which art in Sunderland,

Thursday, 23rd March 2017, 4:11 pm
Updated Friday, 24th March 2017, 10:08 am
Is it divine intervention Sunderland boss David Moyes needs to be thinking about?

Hallowed be thy name,

Thy wins will come, thee might get done,

In Stadium, and also away,

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Give us any day, a higher score,

And forgive us our bad passes,

As we forgive those who pass better than us,

And lead us not into temptation of fouls,

And bad sportsmanship,

But deliver us from relegation,

For Sunderland is the Kingdom,

Our power to our glory,

For ever and ever Mack-em!

Mr J A Stott.