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320ft skyscraper ... with no lifts



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Published Date:
01 April 2008
Exercise-shy Wearsiders will be on the stairway to health, thanks to a change in planning policy.
From now on, all new blocks of flats in Sunderland more than five-storeys high will be built without lifts in a bid to reduce the city's bulging waistlines.

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Developers will be encouraged to build staircases on the outside of all new tower blocks. Health chiefs hope the prospect of stunning views across the city will encourage people to take the stairs.

A similar staircase is planned for the 320-foot Spirit of Sunderland tower due to be built as part of the regeneration of the "Holmeside Triangle".

And old tower blocks such as Solar House in the city centre could have the stairs added externally in a massive multimillion project.

But for those who tremble at the thought of all those steps, there will be gently sloping ramps inside, which will also feature ski-style drag lifts for wheelchair users.

Sunderland has been chosen by the Department for Health and Efficiency to be the first city in the UK to pilot a policy which has had a major impact across the Atlantic.

The idea of developing public buildings without lifts was pioneered in California at the instigation of the Angeles Prefecture Research Institute for Living, Fitness, Occupational-health, Orthodontistry and Liposuction.

Spokesman Professer Sue Donnim said the measure had been a spectacular success, particularly when coupled with the introduction of a state-wide ban on building of new doughnut shops less than 500ft above sea level.

"This is good news for the public and good news for business," she said.

"As well as saving on the cost of installing elevators, firms have also cut back the amount they spend on reinforced furniture and fixtures and fittings.

"Door widths on new buildings have come down by an average of six inches since the stairs-only rule was introduced and public transport use has doubled because people now only require one seat each."

Professor Rolf Piola lost 12 stones after enrolling at the stairs-only Federal Academy for Karmic Efficiency.

"I used to get out of breath climbing into bed," he said.

"But three years of climbing 15 storeys to take lessons twice a day really whipped me into shape."

The change to policy will be discussed by planning bosses today, Tuesday, April 1.

************* APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Last Updated: 03 April 2008 7:12 AM
  • Source: Sunderland Echo
  • Location: Sunderland
 
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Art Speck,

North Hylton 01/04/2008 12:05:53
Nice one, but the title of the institute gives it away.
Check out the first letter of each word folks:

Angeles Prefecture Research Institute for Living, Fitness, Occupational-health, Orthodontistry and Liposuction.

Art Speck
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Colin Turnbull,

Shelby, NC, USA 01/04/2008 13:42:10
Solar House had stairs when I lived there.
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01/04/2008 16:09:28
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Linda Ross,

Sunderland 01/04/2008 19:11:47
I think this could be the best Aprils fool joke I have seen this year - well done The Echo - and you too Kevin.
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deb-c,

sunderland,pennywell. 01/04/2008 21:26:45
whoever believes this is totally stupid.your on about ramps for wheelchair uses and stairs to replace lifts.right whatever,lol.what about the old folk what dont have wheelchairs.you cant expect them to walk.whoever thinks this is for real,think again you april fools.
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Riorita,

Seaham 02/04/2008 09:42:27
Just an April Fool joke.
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sxc channelle,

sunderland 03/04/2008 12:15:22
i think tht these new skyscrapers with no lift is hysterical!!! how are people who live in the very top floor supposed to get up without climbing all those stairs??? these builders are not thinking about who is going to live in these flats wether it's young families or elderly people how can they climb the stairs as they could have a new born baby or elderly people in wheelchairs how are they supposed to climb these stairs????

i suggest to whoever is building these skyscraping flats to think , think , think and think again because your going to have a right good battle on your hands.
have you ever heard of common sense???
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